| 臭臭物语之臭臭四问上帝
Olid Girl asked God,"Are you almighty?"
God said, "Yes, I am the almighty god."
Olid gave another question,"So, everybody does after your way?"
God said, "Yes, I direct all people."
"So, Alice ate my cake up by stealth yesterday, as was after your way, too?" Olid cried.
God... 臭臭问上帝:"你是全能的吗?"
上帝说:"是的,我是全能的神."
臭臭又问:"这么说,大家都是依照你的指示做事的了?"
上帝说:"是的,我指引着所有的人."
"那么,昨天艾丽斯偷吃了我的蛋糕也是你指使的了?"臭臭大叫道.
上帝... Olid Girl asked God again,"Are you almighty, my lord?"
"..." after a second silence, God answer,"yes, I am the almighty god."
Olid gave another question,"So, everybody does after your way?"
"..." after a long throught about,"Yes, I direct all people."
"So, direct my father to buy two pieces of cake for me, or you pay." Olid cried.
God... 臭臭又问上帝:"我的主啊,你是全能的吗?"
"..."一阵沉默之后,上帝回答说:"是的,我是全能的神."
臭臭又问:"这么说,大家都是依照你的指示做事的了?"
"..."考虑了很久,上帝说:"是的,我指引着所有的人."
"那么,让我爸爸给我买两块蛋糕,否则你付帐."臭臭大叫道.
上帝... Olid Girl asked God the third times,"Are you almighty, my God?
Looking at the Olid face, God said,"yes, I think I be."
Olid gave another question,"So, everybody does after your way?"
Glanced at the Olid eyes, God said,"Yes, I think they be."
"You bad egg. Why did you always direct my teacher to give my schoolwork D, then send my father to spank me?" Olid cried.
God... 臭臭第三次问上帝:"我的神啊,你是全能的吗?"
看着这张臭脸,上帝说:"是的,我想我是全能的神."
臭臭又问:"这么说,大家都是依照你的指示做事的了?"
扫视了一下那双臭眼,上帝说:"是的,我想他们是遵照着我的指引做事的."
"你这个坏蛋.你为什么总是指引我的老师给我的作业评差,然后又让我老爸打我的屁股?"臭臭大叫道.
上帝... Olid Girl asked God the last times,"Are you almighty?"
"No, you are almighty."
Olid gave another question,"So, I can direct all people?"
"Yes, everybody must do after your way."
"So, put your trousers off. Let me spank you." Olid cried.
God... 臭臭***后一次问上帝:"你是全能的吗?"
"不,你才是全能的."
臭臭双问:"这么说,我可以指引所有的人了?"
"对,大家都要依照你的指示做事."
"那么,把你的裤子脱下来.让我打你的屁股."臭臭大叫道.
上帝...
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