KFY                                            Kiss For You
KISS                                           Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT                                            Keep In Touch
KMA                                            Kiss My Ass
KWIM                                           Know What I Mean
KYPO                                           Keep Your Pants On

L8R                                            Later
LD                                             Long Distance
LDTTWA                                         Let"s Do The Time Warp Again
LLTA                                           Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO                                           Laughing My Ass Off
LMK                                            Let Me Know
LOL                                            Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
LTIC                                           Laughing "Til I Cry
LTNS                                           Long Time No See
LYL                                            Love Ya Lots
LYLAS                                          Love You Like A Sister

MHOTY                                          My Hat"s Off To You
MM                                             Market Maker
MorF                                           Male or Female?
MOTD                                           Message Of The Day
MOTSS                                          Members Of The Same Sex
MTFBWY                                         May The Force Be With You
MWBRL                                          More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB                                           Mind Your Own Business

NAK                                            Nursing At Keyboard
NAZ                                            Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NBD                                            No Big Deal
NBIF                                           No Basis In Fact
NFI                                            No FUCKing Idea
NFW                                            No FUCKing Way
NIFOC                                          Nude In Front Of The Computer
NM                                             Never Mind
NMP                                            Not My Problem
NOYB                                           None Of Your Business
NP                                             No Problem
NQOCD                                          Not Quite Our Class Dear
NRG                                            Energy
NRN                                            No Reply Necessary
NYCFS                                          New York City Finger Saluet

OAUS                                           On An Unrelated Subject
OBTW                                           Oh By The Way
OIC                                            Oh, I see
OMDB                                           Over My Dead Body
OMG                                            Oh My Gosh
OMIK                                           Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNA                                           Oh No, Not Again
OOC                                            Out Of Character
OOTB                                           Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OT                                             Off Topic
OTOH                                           On the Other Hand
OWTTE                                          Or Words To That Effect
OZ                                             stands for "Australia"

PEBCAK                                         Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PIMP                                           Peeing In My Pants
PITA                                           Pain In The Ass
PLS                                            Please
PMFJI                                          Pardon Me For Jumping In
PO                                             Piss Off
POV                                            Point of View

RBTL                                           Read Between The Lines
RL                                             Real Life
RLF                                            Real Life Friend
RMLB                                           Read My Lips Baby
RMMM                                           Read My Mail Man!
RN                                             Right Now!
ROTFL                                          Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO                                       Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTM                                           Right On The Money
RSN                                            Real Soon Now
RTFM                                           Read The FUCKing Manual
RTK                                            Return To Keyboard
RTM                                            Read The Manual
RU                                             Are You?

SBTA                                           Sorry, Being Thick Again
SH                                               shit  Happens
SITD                                           Still In The Dark
SNAFU                                          Situation Normal, All FUCKed Up
SOL                                            shit Out of Luck
SorG                                           Straight or Gay?
SSDD                                           Same shit Different Day
STFU                                          Shut The FUCK Up
STM                                           Spank The Monkey
STYS                                          Speak To You Soon
SUYF                                          Shut Up You Fool
SWAG                                          Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAK                                          Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWDYT                                         So What Do You Think?

TAH                                         Take A Hike
TANSTAAFL                             There Ain"t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU                                     Things Are Really FUCKed Up
TDTM                                      Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI                               The End Of The World As We Know It
TFN                                       Thanks For Nothin"
THX or TX or THKS                           Thanks
TIA                                           Thanks In Advance
TIAIL                                         Think I Am In Love
TIC                                           Tongue In Cheek
TLA                                           Three Letter Acronym
TLGO                                          The List Goes On
TM                                            Trust Me
TMI                                               Too Much Information
TMTOWTDI                                      There"s More Than One Way To Do It
TPTB                                              The Powers That Be
TSR                                               Totally Stuck in RAM
TTFN                                              Ta Ta For Now
TTT                                               That"s The Ticket -or- To The Top
TTYL                                              Talk To You Later
TWHAB                                             This Won"t Hurt A Bit
TY                                                Thank You
TYVM                                              Thank You Very Much

unPC                                      unPolitically Correct
URYY4M                                    You Are Too Wise For Me

VFM                                       value For Money
WAG                                       Wild Ass Guess
WAI                                       What An Idiot
WB                                        Welcome Back
WCA                                       Who Cares Anyway
WDYS                                      What Did You Say?
WDYT                                      What Do You Think?
WE                                        Whatever
WEG                                       Wicked Evil Grin
WG                                        Wicked Grin
WGAFF                                     Who Gives A Flying FUCK
WIIFM                                     What"s In It For Me?
WIT                                       Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS                                 What in the FUCK is this shit
WOG                                       Wise Old Guy
WRT                                       With Regard To
WTF                                       What The FUCK
WTG                                       Way To Go!
WTSDS                                 Where The Sun Don"t Shine
WYP                                    What"s Your Problem?
WYRN                                What"s Your Real Name?
WYS                                    Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG                            What You See Is What You Get
WYT                                    Whatever You Think

YA                                     Yet Another
YA                                     yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YAFIYGI                               You Asked For It You Got It
YDKM                                   You Don"t Know Me
YGBK                                 You Gotta Be Kiddin"
YMMV                                Your Mileage May Vary
YNK                                    You Never Know
YOYO                                 You"re On Your Own
YR                                     Yeah Right
YSYD                                  Yeah, Sure You Do
YTTT                                 You Telling The Truth?
YYSSW                              Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever



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