33楼 bumaomao
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|  发帖时间 - 2004/9/10 10:37:37
| Females say that..... men are hard to please 男人很难取悦!!
the problems with guys: 男人的问题是： if u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． if u don\'t, he says u are proud. 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． if u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． if u don\'t, he says u are from kampong. 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 if u argue with him, he says u are stubborn; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 if u keep quiet, he says u have no brains. 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ if u are smarter than him, he\'ll lose face; 如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明 if he\'s smarter than u, he is great. 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ if u don\'t love him, he tries to possess u; 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 if u love him, he will try to leave u.(very true huh?) 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． if u don\'t make love with him., he says u don\'t love him; 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 if u do!! he says u are cheap. 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ if u tell him your problem, he says u are troublesome; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 if u don\'t, he says that u don\'t trust him. 如果不，他说妳不信任他 if u scold him, u are like a nanny to him; 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 if he scolds u, it is because he cares for u. 如果他骂妳，是表示他\"关心\"妳 if u break your promise, u cannot be trusted; 如果你不守承诺，你就是没有信用 if he breaks his,he is forced to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 if u smoke, u are bad girl; 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 if he smokes, he is gentleman. 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 if u do well in your exams, he says it\'s luck; 如果妳***成绩好，他说是运气 if he does well, it\'s brains. 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ if u hurt him, u are cruel; 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 if he hurts u, u are too sensitive!! 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ so hard to please!!!!! if u send this to guys, they will swear that it\'s not true....... 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． but if u don\'t they say u are selfish..... 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．
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