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31楼 liujie1985214
 等级:小学生 发帖数:13 回帖数:49
| 发帖时间 - 2005/4/19 20:36:44 | 刀兄人气这样足..谢谢刀兄,让我的帖子这么多人看..还有这么多的人顶.让我狐假虎威了,好光彩.呵呵..我就送刀兄几则幽默吧! Begging on her Knees Two men were talking at the office rest room. One was telling the other about a fight he had with his wife.” In the end,” he said, “ I had her begging on her knees.” “What did she say?” asked the coworker. “She told me to come out from under the bed.” A physics Examination Once in a physics examination,Nick finished the first question very soon,while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders , why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears. A Kiss At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it. The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech." The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"
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32楼 透明指甲
 等级:小学生 发帖数:9 回帖数:17
| 发帖时间 - 2005/4/20 9:11:54 | 以下是引用刀郎在2005-4-15 18:22:27的发言: I can tell you her cell phone number 爱~~肯~~特哦~~有~~和~~塞哦~~风~~南坡~~ |
刀兄,真的厉害,不是一般的厉害,好久没笑了,哈哈
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33楼 寄思
 等级:小学生 发帖数:4 回帖数:8
| 发帖时间 - 2005/4/20 13:42:35 | 广交会:Canton fair
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34楼 liujie1985214
 等级:小学生 发帖数:13 回帖数:49
| 发帖时间 - 2005/4/21 14:29:27 | [flash= ] http://[/flash] 做为一个贸易人不会英语,自己很难受的,请教大侠指点迷津,怎么才能快速的自学英语 /
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35楼 Shirley2005
 等级:大专生 发帖数:31 回帖数:385
| 发帖时间 - 2005/4/22 11:42:04 | ai kan tao o yu ,he te li fou nan be 这样会不会好点啊 汉字太牵强呢.呵呵
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36楼 刀郎
 等级:博士生 发帖数:2 回帖数:1250
| 发帖时间 - 2005/4/22 11:46:27 | 晕啊!呵!你们在借机灌水!哈!
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37楼 tracyy
 等级:初中生 发帖数:9 回帖数:94
| 发帖时间 - 2005/4/22 13:41:03 | lol~~~interesting~~
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38楼 liujie1985214
 等级:小学生 发帖数:13 回帖数:49
| 发帖时间 - 2005/4/22 13:51:40 | [color=#FF7F50][color=#DC143C][color=#FF1493]请不要灌水,谢谢合作,,真要顶的话,留下几句实用英文让我学习.谢谢大家![/color][/color][/color]
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39楼 liujie1985214
 等级:小学生 发帖数:13 回帖数:49
| 发帖时间 - 2005/4/23 1:51:07 | 怎么全总全这样子深藏不露.不愿教小弟吗,,,留下句实用英文,谢谢大家.
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40楼 arlu
 等级:中专生 发帖数:30 回帖数:302
| 发帖时间 - 2005/4/23 9:40:11 | 以下是引用刀郎在2005-4-15 18:22:27的发言: I can tell you her cell phone number 爱~~肯~~特哦~~有~~和~~塞哦~~风~~南坡~~ |
利害,利害哦。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
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